Sunday, July 19, 2020

Where do you see yourself in ten years?


by Bill Russo
Amazon and Smashwords Author, and Producer of Short Story Theater
available for free on ALL Podcasts sites. (Home Network - Spreaker)

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?  That's a question most often asked in interviews by recruiters or HR people, or management officials.  Most people in the work force don't know what answer they should give.

What response could a retired, old person give to this query?  Would you pose this question to your sweet granny or dear old 'Papa'? 

My ancient buddy, 77 year old Knotso Clanky, was recently quizzed similarly and here's how he responded......

Drawing by Bill Russo (C) 2020



 "In a jar on my daughter's mantle."

That was the first thought that popped into Knotso's shiny head...but he didn't say it.

....on second thought he told them,

"In Florida, on Lake Worth Beach on a blanket with a hot 85 year old cutie from the Old People's Home!"

Don't bet against my grizzled pal. He just might make it!

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Bill Russo, best known for his appearance on Monsters and Mysteries in America on Destination America, and in the Bridgewater Triangle Documentary; is the author of more than four dozen books and shorts stories, available on all major bookselling sites such as Amazon, Apple, Barnes and Noble and more.  Much of his work is FREE on Smashwords.  

He also is the producer, writer, and director of the FREE podcast, Short Story Theater.  Season One, with dramatizations of 39 of his short tales, is now playing on all Audio/Video sites.  

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Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Karma and the Kennedy Curse



When Karma Strikes......

Barely six months after the murder of his brother President John Kennedy, Teddy Kennedy, a longtime Massachusetts politician, was badly injured in a plane crash. He was saved from a grisly death when Senator Birch Bayh pulled him from the wreckage.




Sadly, some years later, Kennedy was not able to duplicate the courage of Mr. Bayh and save his female 'companion' after his drunken car crash on a private road on a private Cape Cod island, after leaving a private party.

He abandoned the lady in a submerged vehicle where she drowned after he got out without a scratch, walked home, and fell asleep - sans the human decency to call the police.

He was lightly slapped on the wrist for his crime, and never served even 5 minutes in jail. (It has been told to me by reliable sources, that on Cape Cod, for many years, the police were told to never arrest a Kennedy, no matter what they do. The cops were told to simply and quietly drive them home - regardless of their transgressions.)

There are those who claim that Teddy's evil deed did bring punishment, if not on him, then on his family. They claim that his act, which they term cowardly and heartless, resulted in a deepening of a curse that has plagued the Kennedy clan for generations.

Karma's assault on the K clan appears to have started with Teddy Kennedy's father, old Joe Kennedy. He was a criminal during the days of prohibition, and built a vast fortune in the illegal manufacture and distribution of whiskey and beer. Many people were prosecuted and sent to jail for decades for similar crimes, but old Joe Kennedy was not one of them.

Among the actions which people question is the harsh, horrendous punishment Old Joseph forced on his daughter Rosemary. He directed a team of 'doctors' to bang an icepick through her eye-socket and into her brain. This discredited procedure was termed a 'lobotomy' which for a time was thought to be beneficial to some patients. It appears as though Rosemary's problem was chiefly that she liked boys too much - although the clan never minded when the Kennedy boys liked girls too much.

It is said, and apparently from reliable sources, that the Kennedy brothers, John who became President, and brother Bobby, used to share 'girls' in the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue in the district of Columbia. It is said that Marilyn Monroe was among the group of 'fillies' with whom the Brothers Kennedy philandered.

After her gruesome ice-pick lobotomy, young Rosemary Kennedy became a vegetable and existed in a marginal state of awareness for decades in an asylum.

For these and various other reasons, Karma may have taken a dislike to the K clan. Over the last 80 years or so the family has been engulfed in a number of murders, strange deaths, lawsuits, fatal plane crashes and much, much more. It's called Karma's 'Kennedy Curse' and the story continues......

you could look it up.

Here's a brief glance at some of Karma's work on the Kennedy family, some time ago, highly regarded as American Political Royalty...

The pride of the family, young Joe Jr. died on August 12, 1944 during the second world war. The plane he was piloting as a member of the United States Armed Forces exploded in mid flight.  The cause of the blast is unknown and was termed accidental. 

Four years later, Kathleen Kennedy perished in a plane crash in France.

In 1943 Lt. John Kennedy was in command of a PT boat which was destroyed in a collision with an enemy ship.  Kennedy showed courage after the crash and helped saved the lives of his crewmen.  He was left with injuries which caused him pain for the remainder of his life.  

On August 9, 1963, the 20th anniversary of the sinking of his P T boat, John, who rose to become President of the U.S., lost his infant son Patrick at the age of two days.  The boy succumbed to a respiratory illness. 

A few months later, in November, John was ambushed and killed by rifle fire as he rode in an open Limmo through the streets of Dallas. His alleged killer, L. H. Oswald was ambushed and killed two days later by a strip club owner in the basement of the Dallas P.D.

In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was trying to become the second member of the clan to be elected President. He was shot on the very night that he won the Democratic Primary on the Left Coast in California.  He died the next morning. 

About 16 years later, one of Bobby's kids, 28 year old David Kennedy was vacationing in South Florida, when he died of a drug overdose in a rented hotel room in Palm Beach.

Another of Bobby's kids, Michael Kennedy died just after Christmas in 1997 in a skiing accident in Aspen Colorado on the Left Coast.

In July of 1999 John Kennedy Junior accidentally killed himself and two other people when he tried to fly a plane from New Jersey to one of the Cape Cod islands in bad weather. 

There are dozens more examples, including a number of murders, of Karma's Kennedy Curse.  There are enough to fill a book. 

In fact, there are several that already have been written, including a pretty good one by the James Patterson book-making factory.  Patterson's writing crew squeezed out 432 pages on demand from their chief, and the result was published in 2020.  It's called 'The Kennedy Curse'.  

 Keep reading and keep watching....with the K Clan, there's always more to come.

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Monday, July 6, 2020

How John Farrell Destroyed the Greatest Knuckleball Prospect




How John Farrell 



Destroyed the Greatest Knuckleball Prospect 

by Bill Russo


Make no mistake about it. Stephen Wright in 2016 was on his way to one of the best seasons ever pitched by a Knuckleballer.  And that’s saying something because the iconic ‘Flutter-by’ pitch delivered 318 wins for Phil Niekro, 260 for Ted Lyons, 221 for Phil’s brother Joe, 216 for Charlie Hough and 200 for Tim Wakefield.  

Will the figures please stand up and shout out the proof of Wright’s potential?


On May 8, 2016, Wright baffled the New York Yankees with his ‘flutter-by’ pitch for nine full innings allowing just three hits in his first complete game win, a 5-1 victory.  The only run mustered by the Bronx club came with two outs in the ninth inning – a sacks empty shot by Brett Gardner. Wright struck out seven. 

As the All-Star game approached, the fans and MLB took note, placing him on the American League roster, with his glittering ERA which was the lowest of any starting pitcher in the league.  His record going into the break was 9-5 for a Red Sox team that featured a very young Mookie Betts, Jackie Bradley, and a superbly aging Big Papi, David Oritz.  





By mid August the 31 year old right-hander racked up 13 plusses with only six losses.  He also showcased his endurance by hurling four complete games. Only Chris Sale and Johnny Cueto, with 6 and 5 respectively had more; and they had a whole season to accumulate their stats.  Stephen Wright did not…thanks to Red Sox 'Manager' John Farrell.


Flashback to Sunday, August 7, 2016. The Red Sox were playing the Dodgers in Los Angeles on their way to a 93 win season and a division title.  The Dodgers had a 6-3 lead going into the sixth but the Fenway gang closed the gap to 6-5.  David Ortiz walked and went to second base on an RBI single by Mookie.  Farrell suddenly decided to pinch run for Big Papi, although he didn’t make the move when the slugger was on first base. 


Pinch running for Ortiz may have made some sense, but taking the greatest clutch hitter in baseball out of a game where he might get another at bat is pretty dumb.  Next, Farrell became Dumb and Dumber when he chose his best pitcher Stephen Wright to be the pinch runner.  

Wright was scheduled to start against the suddenly hot Yankees in just three days, but Farrell sent him in anyway even though he had Sandy Leon or another position player available. Wright hadn’t run bases since his college career ten years prior. 


Like a good soldier, Wright took second base.  Trying to grab a lead off the bag, he was forced back when the pitcher tried to pick him off.  The worst-case scenario played out as he jammed his shoulder, was forced to leave the game, and went on the disabled list.  


He missed almost the entire 2017 and 18 seasons.  In the 2018 season he pitched just enough to show that he still had the potential to be one of the greatest of all times.  He was 3 and one with a miserly 2.68 ERA.  Only Chris Sale and late pick-up Ryan Brasier had better numbers.


To be fair, the foolhardy Farrell decision resulted in a shoulder problem while the more recent injuries have been knee problems.  As of 2020 he’s slated for Tommy John Surgery. 


Wright may have had various injuries, but they all trace back to the Farrell Flub because….. the shoulder bone is connected to the back bone and the back bone is connected to the knee bone and the knee bone is … oh ‘Dem Bones’.  They are all connected and the whole thing is Farrell’s fault.


I think it’s safe to say that Stephen Wright, who became the last Knuckleballer in Baseball when R A Dickey retired; is all washed up.  His career is over, kaput, finis.

Except for one thing.  He throws a ‘flutter-by’ pitch, the Knuckleball.  Knuckleball pitchers often don’t get started until they are past 30.
  
Cases in point: Hoyt Wilhelm who won 143 games and had 227 saves, pitched in the major leagues until 16 days before he turned 50!  Phil Niekro was not far behind retiring at age 48.  Charlie Hough hung up his spikes at 45.  R A Dickey was 42 and didn’t start to get good until he hit 37, when he won 20 games for the first time as well as the Cy Young Award.  Tim Wakefield pitched until he got his 200th victory at the age of 44.


At this writing (in the year 2020) Stephen Wright is 35 years old.  He can take a year or two off and come back at 38 and still wind up as one of the greatest Knuckleball throwers of all time. 


I hope so, because he is the last of a dying breed and it’s always a fun adventure to watch a knuckleballer flirt with both disaster and greatness in the same game.

Good luck to you Mr. Wright. I will be wishin’ and hopin’ to see you on the mound sooner than later.



Most Wins by Knuckleball pitchers:
318 – Phil Niekro
260  – Ted Lyons
221 – Joe Niekro
216 –Charlie Hough
210 – Jessie Haines
208 – Eddie Cicotti
200 – Tim Wakefield


As of July 2020, Stephen Wright has just 24 wins – Thanks a lot Farrell, you bum!



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Saturday, June 20, 2020

At the End of the Earth, Lives Matter




At the End of the Earth, Lives Matter
by Bill Russo

being a page from my notebook, written after a 'lost' afternoon 
in Provincetown, Cape Cod - at the End of the Earth.
A day in which my friend and I were lost for hours, but found something important.



I've seen the White Sands of New Mexico, 
walked the Grand Canyon with 'Vertigo',
and yet wherever I go,
there's only one 'must go'
…. The Dunes of Provincetown; at the end of the earth.

It is where the 1620 Europeans landed - led by the notorious Indian Killer, 'Musket' Miles Standish. Musky was frightened out of the bay and into Plymouth by sights of a band of Wampanoags with their faces painted half black and half white.
Once a great fishing village, P-town evolved into a center for inclusion where people who were shunned by society could live in peace and harmony. 


In a different way, in 2020, the biggest little city in America has become even more inclusive. Nearly every business along the mile and one half length of Main Street has placed a simple, square, cardboard sign in one or more of its windows. The signs, hand painted in ink of a sepia hue, say: Black Lives Matter!. 



My friend Lynn and I spent a few hours walking back and forth on Main Street on Thursday this week (In June of the year of the virus). 

We paced the pavement for hours, walking more than three miles....because we could not find the lot where we parked our car! At a combined age of more than 150 it was an ordeal.
It was however made more bearable by several people who assisted us with directions and encouragement. The town was fairly quiet, with few cars on the road and no taxis. We finally found our vehicle and left the little city; feeling tired but proud that at least one town in America - a city at the end of the earth, was making a statement that Black Lives Matter. 

They do! .. . . For if they don't then 'lives' do not matter.




The end of the Earth.  Provincetown, Cape Cod. U.S.A.
A place of inclusion. A place where respect for all life, may spread from
the End of the Earth, some 3000 miles, on West. 

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Bill Russo, best known for his appearance on Monsters and Mysteries in America on Destination America, and in the Bridgewater Triangle Documentary; is the author of more than four dozen books and shorts stories, available on all major bookselling sites such as Amazon, Apple, Barnes and Noble and more.  Much of his work is FREE on Smashwords.  He also is the producer, writer, and director of the FREE podcast, Short Story Theater.  Season One, with dramatizations of 39 of his short tales, is now playing on all Audio/Video sites.  

Sunday, June 14, 2020

Don't Make America Great Again!



Don't Make America Great Again!
By Bill Russo

Notes on a 1600 mile road trip from Lake Worth Beach, 60 miles North of Miami, FLA.
to Harwich, Lower Cape Cod, off the coast of Massachusetts, U.S.A.





In 1867 when the city of Rocky Mount, North Carolina was born, the 'Civil' War was two years in the rear view mirror of a horse drawn buggy, if indeed such a vehicle had such a device. Rocky Mount is about the same distance from Raleigh as Mayberry - but you'd never find Andy Taylor in Rocky Mount. It's a real town where about 65 per cent of the people have dark skin, i.e. they are African Americans.

And yet I did find Sheriff Taylor there, in a warm and heartening sense. I was at the midpoint of my 1600 mile trip from Palm Beach County, SO - F L A to Cape Cod. Due to technical problems I fell off the grid, but stayed on my beat. My desire to speak with the local people took me to the modern day equivalent of the old general mercantile, the Gas Station Convenience Store.

Coffee was brewing in old fashioned in Silex type glass bowls with spooled handles, a dozen of them, lined up in stepped rows of four, offering 6 or more varieties. The aroma from those open top makers, overspread the store like fog rolling onto the Cape from the smaller islands of Nantucket, Elizabeth, and Martha's Vineyard.

I poured a cup of regular, no sugar, 1.5 tsp of Coffee Mate, and started to look around to see who might be willing to chat for a few minutes, when a young black man approached me.

"Excuse me sir, I think you dropped this," he smiled, as he handed me a few bills that had slipped from my wallet when I took out a dollar to pay for my coffee. Almost before I could thank him, he left the store and got in his car.

It was a small moment and yet played very big in my mind. It's the kind of thing you'll never hear on the radio or tv. It won't get spread around in twits on Tweeter (or is it tweets on Twitter. No, I'm pretty sure it is 'twits' on Tweeter.) It is unlikely to be shared on Facebook. And yet it is one of countless thousands of warm and generous actions by the people of the South, both black and white - the untold thousands who go about their daily routines, simply being nice to other people regardless of race or religion. Please remember that there are way more of us good guys than there are bad ones.

A moment after the young man left the store, a very large black man, about 50 years of age, came in. He was wearing a Red Sox hat! Naturally I went right over to him and introduced myself as a fellow sox fan.

"Are you from Boston?" I queried.
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"Nope. Never been there. I just like the Red Sox."

When I pressed him for more information, he explained his love for all things Fenway, in just two words: Big Papi.

It's likely that David Ortiz has done more to boost Boston than Sam Adams and Dunkin Donuts put together! The big guy and I spent a pleasant few minutes remembering David as the Key Man in breaking the 'curse' in 2004 and carrying the team again on his back in 2013.

Just a few small moments that are not of great moment, and which will be little noted, but are far more common in this great land than the protests, deadly violence, and all the other ills that give us a jaded perspective of the U. S. and collectively lower our self-esteem. Life is a Mirror. The Face YOU PUT IN, IS THE ONE YOU WILL SEE.

Hello to family and friends. I left Lake Worth Beach hoping to find peace and inspiration in the Deep South - and I did. Don't Make America Great Again. It's already great, though flawed. We need to smooth out the flaws and become better, but we have NEVER stopped being great!

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Bill Russo, best known for his appearance on Monsters and Mysteries in America on Destination America, and in the Bridgewater Triangle Documentary; is the author of more than four dozen books and shorts stories, available on all major bookselling sites such as Amazon, Apple, Barnes and Noble and more.  Much of his work is FREE on Smashwords.  He also is the producer, writer, and director of the FREE podcast, Short Story Theater.  Season One, with dramatizations of 39 of his short tales, is now playing on all Audio/Video sites.  

Thursday, June 4, 2020

Fearless Leader, We need yer!



In my mailbox today was a photograph and a short, unsigned handwritten scribble. To decipher the scrawl I attempted; and to the best of my ability I have transcribed it faithfully, without comment below: 


Fearless Leader we need-yer!
Don't hunker in your bunker
and play A
golf Round every day
in Palm Beach out of our reach.

photo and artwork (C) Bill Russo 2020


Fearless leader we need-yer!
Toss the fiddle & do not diddle
in the middle. While you twiddle
we are split, and you shoot a twit!


Fearless leader get off  yer-tweeter
and do your job or face the mob.
Fearless leader we need-yer
or maybe not, we like Joe a lot. 


(verse by anonymous - photo credit to Bill Russo (C) 2020)

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Is Bernie Sanders Actually a Real Person?





Is Bernie Sanders Actually a Real Person?
by Bill Russo





Before you pooh pooh me for even asking such a silly question: here are the facts.  After you peruse the following attested to document, decide for yourself its veracity or its falsity. 

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" As shocking as it may seem, Bernie Sanders does not actually exist. Sanders is a character portrayed by Larry David on a reality show, with Larry playing the part a politician named Sanders. 

His devotion to the part is such that, as a method actor, when he assumes the Sanders persona, he temporarily becomes a person named Bernard Sanders.  

The role is given a veneer of truth when he portrays himself as a Senator from the mythical state of Vermont. It has never been proven that there even is such a place in the 48 states.  

Think about it.  Have you ever met anyone who actually has been to a place called Vermont?  Sanders/David, except for some flings in Washington City and Hollyweird, has never even left his native town of New York City.  He couldn't find his way to New England let alone the mythical place called Vermont.   



Larry David's Seinfeld show was perhaps the best sit-com ever. Curb Your Enthusiasm was okay generally, and sometimes quite funny at least in the first 30 or 40 seasons, but the reality show with Larry David playing the part of a Communist Politician in the U.S. is NOT FUNNY!

In summation, I submit the proof positive that Bernie Sanders is just another Larry David Character: 


This photograph appears to show Sanders and David together.  There are two people in the picture, but only one is Larry David, the other is an actor.  I shall not reveal whether the actor is playing the part of David or Sanders.  It does not matter which is which...
but this unquestionably shows that Sanders does not exist, except when Larry goes into the Bernie Mode.

 (Like Clark Kent and Superman, you will never see Sanders and Larry David in the same place at once!)


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Affadavid: "I attest that the above is true, based on my unbiased investigation."

Signed, Alfred C. Newman, New Yourk City, New Yourk, and formerly of the mythical State of Vermont. 

Attested and certified in the Taunton State Hospital on Febuary 30, 2020.

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