Monday, February 12, 2018

Inside Cape Cod: "Framed, Jimmy Boozer"






Framed on Cape Cod: The Jimmy Boozer Story






Chapter One – It Was Not A Very Good Year

Monday, September 8, 1986.  It was the first day of school at the Dennis-Yarmouth Regional High School. All the ninth graders were expensively dressed in the latest fashions from Puritan Clothing on Main Street in Hyannis - except for Jimmy Boozer. His clothing also came from Hyannis, but it was second-hand, having been obtained at the very end of Main Street - an area the locals call ‘Leftover-Main’.
It was then, and still is today, the home to Cape Cod’s seediest bars and a string of second hand stores where the unwashed garments offered on the racks and shelves come with an assortment of extras - everything from stray cat hairs to fleas, urine smells, and shit stains.
Speed-walking along Station Avenue towards the Dennis-Yarmouth Regional High School, Jimmy Boozer ignored the Dennis school-bus passing by, and the searing insults streaming through the open windows.
A few curses hurled from a moving bus were easier to bear than what he’d have to put up with if he had chosen to ride the bus.  It was far better to walk the five miles to school than to sit in a seat next to the ‘normal’ kids.
Jimmy concentrated on the trees; their leaves still a bright green. The autumn breeze prodded them into prancing like dancers on wooden poles. It had stayed warm and the leaves probably thought they could endure until next spring.  Jimmy thought that he too could make it through the winter, not knowing that the first day of school would be his last.
Looking forward to leaving behind the torture chamber that the Dennis Middle School had been for him for the last eight years, he hoped that things would be better in the regional high school.  Since he rarely left the South Dennis Village, the Yarmouth kids didn’t know him.  He might stand a chance to make a few friends, and find some happiness.
There was little that made Jimmy happy in 1986.  He had no friends.  He lived with his mother in a tiny apartment above the ‘Cod-father’s Inn’ – the rowdiest bar in Dennis Village’s combat zone – a line of a half dozen honky-tonks that hugged the bank of an otherwise undeveloped section of the Rising-Tide-River. His mother got the apartment free as a trade off for occasional bar tending. She also performed certain other services for the clientele.  It was a job she was good at, and which she enjoyed.
The money she earned went for liquor and recreational drugs.  Little was left over for clothing for her son, or even food.  Things had always been bad for Jimmy. They became even worse after his tenth birthday when his father was dispatched to Taunton State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
Jimmy Boozer Senior was committed to the asylum because he had become ‘incontinent, incoherent, and unable to function in society due to habitual drunkenness’.  That was the official line as decreed by Judge Brooker of the Dennis District Court. 
Unofficially, the whole town noticed that Brooker spent many of his nights at the Cod-father’s tavern.  It was rumored that Jimmy’s mother had convinced the judge to get rid of her husband. It was further gossiped that the judge received weekly gratitude payments in Mrs. Boozer’s bedroom.
As bad as it was for Jimmy Boozer, 1986 was worse for the world.  The Space shuttle Challenger exploded in subspace about a minute after launch, killing the crew of seven astronauts, including schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe
In Oklahoma a U.S. Post Office letter carrier shot 20 of his co-workers, killing 14 of them: giving rise to the expression “Going Postal”. 
Jimmy didn’t pay much attention to world events.  He barely knew that actor-turned politician Ronald Reagan became President of the U.S. in January.
He did know that his favorite football team, the New England Patriots, had lost Super Bowl Twenty, in January, to the Chicago Bears by a 46-20 score.
The best thing all year long, happened in June when Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics won the World Championship of basketball by defeating the Houston Rockets in six games.
Even that NBA championship turned a little sour when their number one draft pick, Len Bias, died two days after the team selected him.  The six foot eight inch forward suffered a heart attack, though just 22 years old.  It was later reported that Bias’ death was related to an overdose of cocaine. 
Jimmy Boozer knew that his beloved Boston Red Sox, led by outfielders Jim Rice and Dewey Evans, were headed towards the World Series.  He didn’t know then that the Sox would lose the world championship of baseball in seven games to the New York Mets on a ‘flukie’ play involving ‘Mookie’ Wilson.
On Left-over Main in Cape Cod, the year marked the beginning of the last stages of the crazy 80s, a time of 25 cent draft beers, two for one drinks, and wild parties in the strip’s bars and taverns that often led to brutal fights and a number of homicides.  Binge boozing and drinking games frequently turned violent.
The local cops ran regular shuttles between Left-over Main and the city’s lock-up on Route 132.  The police had orders to check the identification of every brawler, male and female, and then haul them off to jail – unless their name was Kennedy.
An ‘off the books order’ was handed down from the highest authority on how officers should handle any matter involving America’s royalty, as the Kennedy clan was seen in that period.
If any member of the family was involved in drunken incidents, they were not to be arrested, but were to be put in an unmarked vehicle and driven to their homes.
Though some people have doubted that such an edict existed in Hyannis or anywhere else on Cape Cod, the treatment of Senator Edward “Teddy” Kennedy, after his ‘companion’ died due to his ‘negligence’ should be proof enough.
Though the exact details of what happened are unknown, the facts are:
Kennedy was driving late at night with an attractive young woman who was not his wife.  Around 11:15 they left a party in Chappaquiddick, one of the island playgrounds for the rich and famous off the Cape Cod coast. 
More than 90 minutes later, a deputy sheriff spotted a car parked on a private cemetery road.  He saw that there was a man and a woman in the vehicle.  He noted the license plate, which belonged to a Kennedy car.
Thinking that the occupants might be lost, he walked towards the vehicle.  When he was within 25 feet of it, he shouted an offer of help.  The response by the driver was to hit the gas and speed away towards the ocean, ‘leaving a cloud of dust’.
Moments later, according to Kennedy himself, he accidentally drove off a small single lane bridge, landing the car in a tidal pool.  Kennedy swam out of the car to safety, leaving his ‘companion’ inside.
Unable to get out, she died, apparently from suffocation, not drowning. The car was upside down and the pocket of air at the top meant that she survived for a fairly long time before the oxygen supply ran out.  Kennedy did not report the accident.  He claimed that he tried several times to rescue the lady but was unable to do so.  He further claimed that a friend of his also tried to rescue the woman.  Neither he, nor the friend, sought the help of police and rescue units.
Eventually he went home and went to sleep. He did not report the accident until the following morning.  There was a bit of a trial and Kennedy was found guilty of negligence in the death. 
The conviction carried a sentence of a month or two  in jail, but the sentence was suspended and Kennedy never saw the inside of a cell, not even for a minute - despite the fact that testimony indicated that if he had reported the accident, rescue crews would have been able to save his companion’s life.


***

 “Hey everybody, check it out.  Here comes the Cape’s biggest loser - smelly Jimmy Boozer!”
The taunt came from George Brooker, the judge’s son, as Jimmy made his way from Station Avenue into the high school’s parking lot. Brooker was a star athlete in three sports at the Dennis Middle School and was expected to do just as well in the regional high school. He was surrounded by a dozen or more of his team-mates as well as a number of the cutest girls from Dennis and Yarmouth.
Encouraged by Brooker the whole group joined in on the deriding of Jimmy Boozer, who stood mute and motionless while verbal jabs pummeled his ears. The up-thrust middle fingers of every single kid in the crowd, even the girls, stung his eyes.  Standing in front of the school bus, their faces flushed with the excitement of their cruelty, they chanted……
“Smelly Jimmy Boozer! Cape Cod’s biggest loser!  His daddy is the Town Drunk and his mama is the Town Pump.”
George Brooker stepped away from his posse and strode towards Jimmy.  The judge’s son was already six feet tall, though just 15, and weighed 185.  His thick, sandy blond hair and chiseled face made young girls weak and older women wet.
Six inches shorter and fifty pounds lighter was Jimmy.  But he was hard, flexible, and wiry; and was able to dodge the big right handed haymaker Brooker threw at him. 
“Smelly Jimmy was lucky to avoid George’s punch,” Marty Bannon said to the rest of the kids, standing in front of their empty yellow school bus.  “He’ll make short work of the dirty little punk.”
But George Brooker’s next punch, a follow-up left uppercut, also fell short of the mark.  Brooker, like most big guys, had never really had to develop fighting skills.  His size alone staved off 90 per cent of potential foes.  The few who did buck him, generally backed off after being struck by one or two of his punches. 
Steely Jimmy Boozer had to fight, pretty much every day of his life.  Whether it was a battle in the school yard, or a struggle for a can of hobo stew in the freight-yards; Jimmy rarely got anything without a skirmish. 
He knew not only how to dodge a punch, but how to come roaring back with one of his own.  After Brooker missed with his wild right and the uppercut, Jimmy lashed a quick, precise left to the bigger boy’s kidney. The surgical punch had the big blond bruiser howling with pain that only got worse when Jimmy bashed him in the chin with a flashing right uppercut.
Brooker was caught with his mouth partly open. The punch propelled his lower teeth into his top lip, shattering his front teeth and cutting the lip to shreds. With rivers of blood streaming from the stumps where his teeth had been, Brooker screamed in horror, dropped to his knees and cried like an infant. All the fight drained from him, Brooker cradled his bloody mouth, as if trying to hold his teeth in.
Enraged from the sting of a lifetime of taunts and cruelties, Jimmy showed no mercy, launching a flying, feet first leap. Brooker was struck on the forehead and collapsed on his back.
“He’s not moving!  I don’t think he’s breathing! You killed him!” screamed Becky Johnson, Brooker’s girlfriend, “Somebody call the police.  Go get a teacher!  Find the bus driver!  Smelly Jimmy has killed George.  Help! Help!”
Jimmy did not wait around to see if he actually had killed the boy.  He ran away as fast as he could. His family had never owned a car, so Jimmy was used to running and walking long distances.  He could cover five miles in less than 30 minutes, and he did just that.  When he reached the mid-cape highway in Hyannis, he stopped to rest.


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Framed on Cape Cod: The Jimmy Boozer Story






Chapter One – It Was Not A Very Good Year

Monday, September 8, 1986.  It was the first day of school at the Dennis-Yarmouth Regional High School. All the ninth graders were expensively dressed in the latest fashions from Puritan Clothing on Main Street in Hyannis - except for Jimmy Boozer. His clothing also came from Hyannis, but it was second-hand, having been obtained at the very end of Main Street - an area the locals call ‘Leftover-Main’.
It was then, and still is today, the home to Cape Cod’s seediest bars and a string of second hand stores where the unwashed garments offered on the racks and shelves come with an assortment of extras - everything from stray cat hairs to fleas, urine smells, and shit stains.
Speed-walking along Station Avenue towards the Dennis-Yarmouth Regional High School, Jimmy Boozer ignored the Dennis school-bus passing by, and the searing insults streaming through the open windows.
A few curses hurled from a moving bus were easier to bear than what he’d have to put up with if he had chosen to ride the bus.  It was far better to walk the five miles to school than to sit in a seat next to the ‘normal’ kids.
Jimmy concentrated on the trees; their leaves still a bright green. The autumn breeze prodded them into prancing like dancers on wooden poles. It had stayed warm and the leaves probably thought they could endure until next spring.  Jimmy thought that he too could make it through the winter, not knowing that the first day of school would be his last.
Looking forward to leaving behind the torture chamber that the Dennis Middle School had been for him for the last eight years, he hoped that things would be better in the regional high school.  Since he rarely left the South Dennis Village, the Yarmouth kids didn’t know him.  He might stand a chance to make a few friends, and find some happiness.
There was little that made Jimmy happy in 1986.  He had no friends.  He lived with his mother in a tiny apartment above the ‘Cod-father’s Inn’ – the rowdiest bar in Dennis Village’s combat zone – a line of a half dozen honky-tonks that hugged the bank of an otherwise undeveloped section of the Rising-Tide-River. His mother got the apartment free as a trade off for occasional bar tending. She also performed certain other services for the clientele.  It was a job she was good at, and which she enjoyed.
The money she earned went for liquor and recreational drugs.  Little was left over for clothing for her son, or even food.  Things had always been bad for Jimmy. They became even worse after his tenth birthday when his father was dispatched to Taunton State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
Jimmy Boozer Senior was committed to the asylum because he had become ‘incontinent, incoherent, and unable to function in society due to habitual drunkenness’.  That was the official line as decreed by Judge Brooker of the Dennis District Court. 
Unofficially, the whole town noticed that Brooker spent many of his nights at the Cod-father’s tavern.  It was rumored that Jimmy’s mother had convinced the judge to get rid of her husband. It was further gossiped that the judge received weekly gratitude payments in Mrs. Boozer’s bedroom.
As bad as it was for Jimmy Boozer, 1986 was worse for the world.  The Space shuttle Challenger exploded in subspace about a minute after launch, killing the crew of seven astronauts, including schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe
In Oklahoma a U.S. Post Office letter carrier shot 20 of his co-workers, killing 14 of them: giving rise to the expression “Going Postal”. 
Jimmy didn’t pay much attention to world events.  He barely knew that actor-turned politician Ronald Reagan became President of the U.S. in January.
He did know that his favorite football team, the New England Patriots, had lost Super Bowl Twenty, in January, to the Chicago Bears by a 46-20 score.
The best thing all year long, happened in June when Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics won the World Championship of basketball by defeating the Houston Rockets in six games.
Even that NBA championship turned a little sour when their number one draft pick, Len Bias, died two days after the team selected him.  The six foot eight inch forward suffered a heart attack, though just 22 years old.  It was later reported that Bias’ death was related to an overdose of cocaine. 
Jimmy Boozer knew that his beloved Boston Red Sox, led by outfielders Jim Rice and Dewey Evans, were headed towards the World Series.  He didn’t know then that the Sox would lose the world championship of baseball in seven games to the New York Mets on a ‘flukie’ play involving ‘Mookie’ Wilson.
On Left-over Main in Cape Cod, the year marked the beginning of the last stages of the crazy 80s, a time of 25 cent draft beers, two for one drinks, and wild parties in the strip’s bars and taverns that often led to brutal fights and a number of homicides.  Binge boozing and drinking games frequently turned violent.
The local cops ran regular shuttles between Left-over Main and the city’s lock-up on Route 132.  The police had orders to check the identification of every brawler, male and female, and then haul them off to jail – unless their name was Kennedy.
An ‘off the books order’ was handed down from the highest authority on how officers should handle any matter involving America’s royalty, as the Kennedy clan was seen in that period.
If any member of the family was involved in drunken incidents, they were not to be arrested, but were to be put in an unmarked vehicle and driven to their homes.
Though some people have doubted that such an edict existed in Hyannis or anywhere else on Cape Cod, the treatment of Senator Edward “Teddy” Kennedy, after his ‘companion’ died due to his ‘negligence’ should be proof enough.
Though the exact details of what happened are unknown, the facts are:
Kennedy was driving late at night with an attractive young woman who was not his wife.  Around 11:15 they left a party in Chappaquiddick, one of the island playgrounds for the rich and famous off the Cape Cod coast. 
More than 90 minutes later, a deputy sheriff spotted a car parked on a private cemetery road.  He saw that there was a man and a woman in the vehicle.  He noted the license plate, which belonged to a Kennedy car.
Thinking that the occupants might be lost, he walked towards the vehicle.  When he was within 25 feet of it, he shouted an offer of help.  The response by the driver was to hit the gas and speed away towards the ocean, ‘leaving a cloud of dust’.
Moments later, according to Kennedy himself, he accidentally drove off a small single lane bridge, landing the car in a tidal pool.  Kennedy swam out of the car to safety, leaving his ‘companion’ inside.
Unable to get out, she died, apparently from suffocation, not drowning. The car was upside down and the pocket of air at the top meant that she survived for a fairly long time before the oxygen supply ran out.  Kennedy did not report the accident.  He claimed that he tried several times to rescue the lady but was unable to do so.  He further claimed that a friend of his also tried to rescue the woman.  Neither he, nor the friend, sought the help of police and rescue units.
Eventually he went home and went to sleep. He did not report the accident until the following morning.  There was a bit of a trial and Kennedy was found guilty of negligence in the death. 
The conviction carried a sentence of a month or two  in jail, but the sentence was suspended and Kennedy never saw the inside of a cell, not even for a minute - despite the fact that testimony indicated that if he had reported the accident, rescue crews would have been able to save his companion’s life.


***

 “Hey everybody, check it out.  Here comes the Cape’s biggest loser - smelly Jimmy Boozer!”
The taunt came from George Brooker, the judge’s son, as Jimmy made his way from Station Avenue into the high school’s parking lot. Brooker was a star athlete in three sports at the Dennis Middle School and was expected to do just as well in the regional high school. He was surrounded by a dozen or more of his team-mates as well as a number of the cutest girls from Dennis and Yarmouth.
Encouraged by Brooker the whole group joined in on the deriding of Jimmy Boozer, who stood mute and motionless while verbal jabs pummeled his ears. The up-thrust middle fingers of every single kid in the crowd, even the girls, stung his eyes.  Standing in front of the school bus, their faces flushed with the excitement of their cruelty, they chanted……
“Smelly Jimmy Boozer! Cape Cod’s biggest loser!  His daddy is the Town Drunk and his mama is the Town Pump.”
George Brooker stepped away from his posse and strode towards Jimmy.  The judge’s son was already six feet tall, though just 15, and weighed 185.  His thick, sandy blond hair and chiseled face made young girls weak and older women wet.
Six inches shorter and fifty pounds lighter was Jimmy.  But he was hard, flexible, and wiry; and was able to dodge the big right handed haymaker Brooker threw at him. 
“Smelly Jimmy was lucky to avoid George’s punch,” Marty Bannon said to the rest of the kids, standing in front of their empty yellow school bus.  “He’ll make short work of the dirty little punk.”
But George Brooker’s next punch, a follow-up left uppercut, also fell short of the mark.  Brooker, like most big guys, had never really had to develop fighting skills.  His size alone staved off 90 per cent of potential foes.  The few who did buck him, generally backed off after being struck by one or two of his punches. 
Steely Jimmy Boozer had to fight, pretty much every day of his life.  Whether it was a battle in the school yard, or a struggle for a can of hobo stew in the freight-yards; Jimmy rarely got anything without a skirmish. 
He knew not only how to dodge a punch, but how to come roaring back with one of his own.  After Brooker missed with his wild right and the uppercut, Jimmy lashed a quick, precise left to the bigger boy’s kidney. The surgical punch had the big blond bruiser howling with pain that only got worse when Jimmy bashed him in the chin with a flashing right uppercut.
Brooker was caught with his mouth partly open. The punch propelled his lower teeth into his top lip, shattering his front teeth and cutting the lip to shreds. With rivers of blood streaming from the stumps where his teeth had been, Brooker screamed in horror, dropped to his knees and cried like an infant. All the fight drained from him, Brooker cradled his bloody mouth, as if trying to hold his teeth in.
Enraged from the sting of a lifetime of taunts and cruelties, Jimmy showed no mercy, launching a flying, feet first leap. Brooker was struck on the forehead and collapsed on his back.
“He’s not moving!  I don’t think he’s breathing! You killed him!” screamed Becky Johnson, Brooker’s girlfriend, “Somebody call the police.  Go get a teacher!  Find the bus driver!  Smelly Jimmy has killed George.  Help! Help!”
Jimmy did not wait around to see if he actually had killed the boy.  He ran away as fast as he could. His family had never owned a car, so Jimmy was used to running and walking long distances.  He could cover five miles in less than 30 minutes, and he did just that.  When he reached the mid-cape highway in Hyannis, he stopped to rest.









Framed on Cape Cod: The Jimmy Boozer Story







Chapter One – 1986: It Was Not A Very Good Year

Monday, September 8, 1986.  It was the first day of school at the Dennis-Yarmouth Regional High School. All the ninth graders were expensively dressed in the latest fashions from Puritan Clothing on Main Street in Hyannis - except for Jimmy Boozer. His clothing also came from Hyannis, but it was second-hand, having been obtained at the very end of Main Street - an area the locals call ‘Leftover-Main’.
It was then, and still is today, the home to Cape Cod’s seediest bars and a string of second hand stores where the unwashed garments offered on the racks and shelves come with an assortment of extras - everything from stray cat hairs to fleas, urine smells, and shit stains.
Speed-walking along Station Avenue towards the Dennis-Yarmouth Regional High School, Jimmy Boozer ignored the Dennis school-bus passing by, and the searing insults streaming through the open windows.
A few curses hurled from a moving bus were easier to bear than what he’d have to put up with if he had chosen to ride the bus.  It was far better to walk the five miles to school than to sit in a seat next to the ‘normal’ kids.
Jimmy concentrated on the trees; their leaves still a bright green. The autumn breeze prodded them into prancing like dancers on wooden poles. It had stayed warm and the leaves probably thought they could endure until next spring.  Jimmy thought that he too could make it through the winter, not knowing that the first day of school would be his last.
Looking forward to leaving behind the torture chamber that the Dennis Middle School had been for him for the last eight years, he hoped that things would be better in the regional high school.  Since he rarely left the South Dennis Village, the Yarmouth kids didn’t know him.  He might stand a chance to make a few friends, and find some happiness.
There was little that made Jimmy happy in 1986.  He had no friends.  He lived with his mother in a tiny apartment above the ‘Cod-father’s Inn’ – the rowdiest bar in Dennis Village’s combat zone – a line of a half dozen honky-tonks that hugged the bank of an otherwise undeveloped section of the Rising-Tide-River. His mother got the apartment free as a trade off for occasional bar tending. She also performed certain other services for the clientele.  It was a job she was good at, and which she enjoyed.
The money she earned went for liquor and recreational drugs.  Little was left over for clothing for her son, or even food.  Things had always been bad for Jimmy. They became even worse after his tenth birthday when his father was dispatched to Taunton State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
Jimmy Boozer Senior was committed to the asylum because he had become ‘incontinent, incoherent, and unable to function in society due to habitual drunkenness’.  That was the official line as decreed by Judge Brooker of the Dennis District Court. 
Unofficially, the whole town noticed that Brooker spent many of his nights at the Cod-father’s tavern.  It was rumored that Jimmy’s mother had convinced the judge to get rid of her husband. It was further gossiped that the judge received weekly gratitude payments in Mrs. Boozer’s bedroom.
As bad as it was for Jimmy Boozer, 1986 was worse for the world.  The Space shuttle Challenger exploded in subspace about a minute after launch, killing the crew of seven astronauts, including schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe
In Oklahoma a U.S. Post Office letter carrier shot 20 of his co-workers, killing 14 of them: giving rise to the expression “Going Postal”. 
Jimmy didn’t pay much attention to world events.  He barely knew that actor-turned politician Ronald Reagan became President of the U.S. in January.
He did know that his favorite football team, the New England Patriots, had lost Super Bowl Twenty, in January, to the Chicago Bears by a 46-20 score.
The best thing all year long, happened in June when Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics won the World Championship of basketball by defeating the Houston Rockets in six games.
Even that NBA championship turned a little sour when their number one draft pick, Len Bias, died two days after the team selected him.  The six foot eight inch forward suffered a heart attack, though just 22 years old.  It was later reported that Bias’ death was related to an overdose of cocaine. 
Jimmy Boozer knew that his beloved Boston Red Sox, led by outfielders Jim Rice and Dewey Evans, were headed towards the World Series.  He didn’t know then that the Sox would lose the world championship of baseball in seven games to the New York Mets on a ‘flukie’ play involving ‘Mookie’ Wilson.
On Left-over Main in Cape Cod, the year marked the beginning of the last stages of the crazy 80s, a time of 25 cent draft beers, two for one drinks, and wild parties in the strip’s bars and taverns that often led to brutal fights and a number of homicides.  Binge boozing and drinking games frequently turned violent.
The local cops ran regular shuttles between Left-over Main and the city’s lock-up on Route 132.  The police had orders to check the identification of every brawler, male and female, and then haul them off to jail – unless their name was Kennedy.
An ‘off the books order’ was handed down from the highest authority on how officers should handle any matter involving America’s royalty, as the Kennedy clan was seen in that period.
If any member of the family was involved in drunken incidents, they were not to be arrested, but were to be put in an unmarked vehicle and driven to their homes.
Though some people have doubted that such an edict existed in Hyannis or anywhere else on Cape Cod, the treatment of Senator Edward “Teddy” Kennedy, after his ‘companion’ died due to his ‘negligence’ should be proof enough.
Though the exact details of what happened are unknown, the facts are:
Kennedy was driving late at night with an attractive young woman who was not his wife.  Around 11:15 they left a party in Chappaquiddick, one of the island playgrounds for the rich and famous off the Cape Cod coast. 
More than 90 minutes later, a deputy sheriff spotted a car parked on a private cemetery road.  He saw that there was a man and a woman in the vehicle.  He noted the license plate, which belonged to a Kennedy car.
Thinking that the occupants might be lost, he walked towards the vehicle.  When he was within 25 feet of it, he shouted an offer of help.  The response by the driver was to hit the gas and speed away towards the ocean, ‘leaving a cloud of dust’.
Moments later, according to Kennedy himself, he accidentally drove off a small single lane bridge, landing the car in a tidal pool.  Kennedy swam out of the car to safety, leaving his ‘companion’ inside.
Unable to get out, she died, apparently from suffocation, not drowning. The car was upside down and the pocket of air at the top meant that she survived for a fairly long time before the oxygen supply ran out.  Kennedy did not report the accident.  He claimed that he tried several times to rescue the lady but was unable to do so.  He further claimed that a friend of his also tried to rescue the woman.  Neither he, nor the friend, sought the help of police and rescue units.
Eventually he went home and went to sleep. He did not report the accident until the following morning.  There was a bit of a trial and Kennedy was found guilty of negligence in the death. 
The conviction carried a sentence of a month or two  in jail, but the sentence was suspended and Kennedy never saw the inside of a cell, not even for a minute - despite the fact that testimony indicated that if he had reported the accident, rescue crews would have been able to save his companion’s life.


***

 “Hey everybody, check it out.  Here comes the Cape’s biggest loser - smelly Jimmy Boozer!”
The taunt came from George Brooker, the judge’s son, as Jimmy made his way from Station Avenue into the high school’s parking lot. Brooker was a star athlete in three sports at the Dennis Middle School and was expected to do just as well in the regional high school. He was surrounded by a dozen or more of his team-mates as well as a number of the cutest girls from Dennis and Yarmouth.
Encouraged by Brooker the whole group joined in on the deriding of Jimmy Boozer, who stood mute and motionless while verbal jabs pummeled his ears. The up-thrust middle fingers of every single kid in the crowd, even the girls, stung his eyes.  Standing in front of the school bus, their faces flushed with the excitement of their cruelty, they chanted……
“Smelly Jimmy Boozer! Cape Cod’s biggest loser!  His daddy is the Town Drunk and his mama is the Town Pump.”
George Brooker stepped away from his posse and strode towards Jimmy.  The judge’s son was already six feet tall, though just 15, and weighed 185.  His thick, sandy blond hair and chiseled face made young girls weak and older women wet.
Six inches shorter and fifty pounds lighter was Jimmy.  But he was hard, flexible, and wiry; and was able to dodge the big right handed haymaker Brooker threw at him. 
“Smelly Jimmy was lucky to avoid George’s punch,” Marty Bannon said to the rest of the kids, standing in front of their empty yellow school bus.  “He’ll make short work of the dirty little punk.”
But George Brooker’s next punch, a follow-up left uppercut, also fell short of the mark.  Brooker, like most big guys, had never really had to develop fighting skills.  His size alone staved off 90 per cent of potential foes.  The few who did buck him, generally backed off after being struck by one or two of his punches. 
Steely Jimmy Boozer had to fight, pretty much every day of his life.  Whether it was a battle in the school yard, or a struggle for a can of hobo stew in the freight-yards; Jimmy rarely got anything without a skirmish. 
He knew not only how to dodge a punch, but how to come roaring back with one of his own.  After Brooker missed with his wild right and the uppercut, Jimmy lashed a quick, precise left to the bigger boy’s kidney. The surgical punch had the big blond bruiser howling with pain that only got worse when Jimmy bashed him in the chin with a flashing right uppercut.
Brooker was caught with his mouth partly open. The punch propelled his lower teeth into his top lip, shattering his front teeth and cutting the lip to shreds. With rivers of blood streaming from the stumps where his teeth had been, Brooker screamed in horror, dropped to his knees and cried like an infant. All the fight drained from him, Brooker cradled his bloody mouth, as if trying to hold his teeth in.
Enraged from the sting of a lifetime of taunts and cruelties, Jimmy showed no mercy, launching a flying, feet first leap. Brooker was struck on the forehead and collapsed on his back.
“He’s not moving!  I don’t think he’s breathing! You killed him!” screamed Becky Johnson, Brooker’s girlfriend, “Somebody call the police.  Go get a teacher!  Find the bus driver!  Smelly Jimmy has killed George.  Help! Help!”
Jimmy did not wait around to see if he actually had killed the boy.  He ran away as fast as he could. His family had never owned a car, so Jimmy was used to running and walking long distances.  He could cover five miles in less than 30 minutes, and he did just that.  When he reached the mid-cape highway in Hyannis, he stopped to rest.


























Monday, February 5, 2018

The 12th Player Wins Super Bowl 52 For Eagles











Football, more than any other sport depends on an extra player. This 12th player is always on the field and frequently is a major factor in who wins and who loses. Strangely enough in a game of manly men, the additional player is a lady and her name is luck. And as everybody knows this lady is very fickle. Lady Luck loves the Patriots much of the time: She certainly did in the 2017 Super Bowl. But this year Lady Luck became an Eagles fan. She helped the Eagles quarterback catch a pass while knocking the ball from Tom Brady's hands when he had a chance to make an important reception. She stuck her nose in where it wasn't wanted twice during key kicks, once on an extra point try and once on a failed field goal. Lady Luck gives and she takes - in the 2018 Super Bowl she took much more from the Pats game than she gave and ultimately that was why the Eagles won.

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With that said, I must add that the Eagles won Super Bowl 52 because they played great, not because of good luck.  But I also think it's fair to say that the Patriots lost because of bad luck. 


Thursday, February 1, 2018

Do Trump's Wives Come With Expiration Tags?



I’m not trying to be a wise guy but I am seriously wondering if Donald Trump’s wives come with expiration stickers slapped on their bottoms! 
If so, Melania Knauss Trump better make sure that her parachute has been properly packed.  With rumors swirling round the nation that hubby Donald is sparking somebody else, she might need to jump off the Trump-liner at any moment.

The 45th President divorced his first wife Ivana Zeinickova after he began an affair with the alliteratively named actress Marla Maples.  Ivana was 43 years old when she was hastily de-trumped. 
This is the first of the three Trumpettes - Ivana, shown here in a 2007 photo.


After shedding the ballast that was Ivana, trumped stayed married to Marla for six years before divorcing her just shy of her 37th birthday.

This is wife number two, Marla.  This picture is also from 2007


After Ivana and Marla, Trump continued his penchant for marrying young women with names ending in “a” when he tied the knot with Melania Knauss.  This third “a” lady married to Trump seems like a charming, reserved woman; but she’s the first wife to be the First Lady and that’s a tough job even for a woman married to a saint, and everyone knows Trump is very far from being a saint!
Melania, the third consecutive  trump wife  with a name ending in "a"



She’s got another thing going against her…she’s 47 years old, the eldest of any of Trump’s wives. 

I can't say that she's trying to hide something, but I’ve noticed  lately that the third Mrs. Trump’s wardrobe has been rather conservative.  Her arms, legs, and all other body parts have been well covered.
That’s perhaps a good thing for her because though I cannot say for certain, I’m pretty sure that somewhere on her person, a little white sticker is taped to her skin.  I’m also pretty sure it says: 
Wife: Expiration Age 48


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