I’m not trying to be a wise guy but I am seriously wondering
if Donald Trump’s wives come with expiration stickers slapped on their bottoms!
If so, Melania Knauss Trump better make sure
that her parachute has been properly packed.
With rumors swirling round the nation that hubby Donald is sparking somebody else, she might need to jump off the Trump-liner at any moment.
The 45th President divorced his first wife Ivana
Zeinickova after he began an affair with the alliteratively named actress Marla Maples. Ivana was 43 years old
when she was hastily de-trumped.
This is the first of the three Trumpettes - Ivana, shown here in a 2007 photo.
After shedding the ballast that was Ivana, trumped stayed
married to Marla for six years before divorcing her just shy of her 37th
birthday.
This is wife number two, Marla. This picture is also from 2007
After Ivana and Marla, Trump continued his penchant for
marrying young women with names ending in “a” when he tied the knot with
Melania Knauss. This third “a” lady
married to Trump seems like a charming, reserved woman; but she’s the first wife
to be the First Lady and that’s a tough job even for a woman married to a saint, and
everyone knows Trump is very far from being a saint!
Melania, the third consecutive trump wife with a name ending in "a"
She’s got another thing going against her…she’s
47 years old, the eldest of any of Trump’s wives.
I can't say that she's trying to hide something, but I’ve noticed lately that the third Mrs. Trump’s
wardrobe has been rather conservative.
Her arms, legs, and all other body parts have been well covered.
That’s perhaps a good thing for her because though I cannot say for
certain, I’m pretty sure that somewhere on her person, a little white sticker
is taped to her skin. I’m also pretty
sure it says:
Wife: Expiration Age 48
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