Get in on the Ground Floor of the revolutionary

 new Non-Electric and Non-Gas Automobile

by Bill Russo, 

Hi folks. I am pleased to announce that I am now accepting investors for the new Keysla Car company. Our wind-up vehicles never need gas or electricity. All natural and environmentally friendly. PM me for prospectus.

Also: we have a number of jobs open for winders. We plan to station a winder on every street corner in Boston and West Palm Beach, our first two test markets. Good pay and short hours. PM me for details. Help us put Tessler, Shivrolay, and real-oaters in the back seat. Drive a Keysla and ride on, ride on and on until you wind up at a wind-up station!