In the Beginning...There was Coffee

In the beginning…. there was coffee,
in red beans on trees green and leafy.
Man toasted the bean... and found
it tasty, if boiled after being ground.

Woman tested and bested the creation
by adding Hazlenuts and cinnamon
Man desired one more add-on. To hike
the flavor he added whiskey for a spike.

History tells us this one sure thing
Man’s find made a better morning.
Woman for hers blended a spicy fix up.
but of his - man had too much and threw up.