Note to students, would-be writers, bloggers, face-bookers and others - perhaps even an entire generation which has never had to listen to my fifth grade teacher, Miss Cluff, issue the command, "Write the following sentence on your paper 500 times: .......... (Cape Cod girls don't use combs, they groom their hair with Codfish Bones)."
If you rite/write, hare/hair, their/there 500 times with a real pen or pencil, you will begin to understand that a HOMOPHONE has nothing to do with Apple Corporation or people's prejudice about the sexuality of others! Get it rite/right ! !! !!! !!!!
